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term='MacGuyver'/><category term='writing'/><category term='Pirates Say Yarrrrr'/><title type='text'>Comments on KARSTEN KNIGHT: The Awkward Things We Say in Gchat</title><link rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#feed' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.karstenknight.com/feeds/5671756288099907633/comments/default'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/8753329370254668129/5671756288099907633/comments/default'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://www.karstenknight.com/2011/08/awkward-things-we-say-in-gchat.html'/><author><name>Karsten Knight</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/05984276238453631145</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image xmlns:gd='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005' rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='30' height='32' src='http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_kUEqbQJlbuA/TBvTJwyE4FI/AAAAAAAAAGs/aHwkgwzbS5Y/S220/Website1.jpg'/></author><generator version='7.00' uri='http://www.blogger.com'>Blogger</generator><openSearch:totalResults>20</openSearch:totalResults><openSearch:startIndex>1</openSearch:startIndex><openSearch:itemsPerPage>25</openSearch:itemsPerPage><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8753329370254668129.post-4033205573609698786</id><published>2011-09-15T11:49:58.290-07:00</published><updated>2011-09-15T11:49:58.290-07:00</updated><title type='text'>Haha So when are you going to post a vlog of you s...</title><content type='html'>Haha So when are you going to post a vlog of you singing Creed while fighting with spoons?</content><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/8753329370254668129/5671756288099907633/comments/default/4033205573609698786'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/8753329370254668129/5671756288099907633/comments/default/4033205573609698786'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://www.karstenknight.com/2011/08/awkward-things-we-say-in-gchat.html?showComment=1316112598290#c4033205573609698786' title=''/><author><name>Lindsi</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/05914100658324020319</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:extendedProperty xmlns:gd='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005' name='OpenSocialUserId' value='09455194159697231483'/><gd:image xmlns:gd='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005' rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='32' height='24' src='http://3.bp.blogspot.com/-a5oxaQvpl8U/Tl08Ke8SV3I/AAAAAAAAAx8/gx2yO8CpO6M/s220/300Books.jpg'/></author><thr:in-reply-to xmlns:thr='http://purl.org/syndication/thread/1.0' href='http://www.karstenknight.com/2011/08/awkward-things-we-say-in-gchat.html' ref='tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8753329370254668129.post-5671756288099907633' source='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/8753329370254668129/posts/default/5671756288099907633' type='text/html'/><gd:extendedProperty 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M...</title><content type='html'>I would like to see the hardcore spoon fighting. Maybe your next Vlog???</content><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/8753329370254668129/5671756288099907633/comments/default/4272311669951618212'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/8753329370254668129/5671756288099907633/comments/default/4272311669951618212'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://www.karstenknight.com/2011/08/awkward-things-we-say-in-gchat.html?showComment=1316023630830#c4272311669951618212' title=''/><author><name>Katie Dodge</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/17554091817717890150</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:extendedProperty xmlns:gd='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005' name='OpenSocialUserId' value='08522167390363330575'/><gd:image xmlns:gd='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005' rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='26' height='32' src='http://2.bp.blogspot.com/-0wiJdUugGKI/TdYA2BNtaBI/AAAAAAAAABQ/Qo2iVMKCqq0/s220/tn.jpg'/></author><thr:in-reply-to xmlns:thr='http://purl.org/syndication/thread/1.0' href='http://www.karstenknight.com/2011/08/awkward-things-we-say-in-gchat.html' ref='tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8753329370254668129.post-5671756288099907633' source='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/8753329370254668129/posts/default/5671756288099907633' type='text/html'/><gd:extendedProperty xmlns:gd='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005' name='blogger.itemClass' value='pid-424901048'/></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8753329370254668129.post-3348697292511430710</id><published>2011-09-12T18:56:02.027-07:00</published><updated>2011-09-12T18:56:02.027-07:00</updated><title type='text'>on &amp;quot;with arms wide open&amp;quot; 
my go to karao...</title><content type='html'>on &amp;quot;with arms wide open&amp;quot; &lt;br /&gt;my go to karaoke is air supply. oh, my poor friends.</content><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/8753329370254668129/5671756288099907633/comments/default/3348697292511430710'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/8753329370254668129/5671756288099907633/comments/default/3348697292511430710'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://www.karstenknight.com/2011/08/awkward-things-we-say-in-gchat.html?showComment=1315878962027#c3348697292511430710' title=''/><author><name>Zoraida Cordova</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/16469617007989909356</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:extendedProperty xmlns:gd='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005' name='OpenSocialUserId' value='15618051061833702826'/><gd:image xmlns:gd='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005' rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='29' height='32' src='http://2.bp.blogspot.com/-eH76-_gBz6k/TkKZ-VTAirI/AAAAAAAAAZQ/wDz4Oyvyi58/s220/TVP_photo.jpg'/></author><thr:in-reply-to xmlns:thr='http://purl.org/syndication/thread/1.0' href='http://www.karstenknight.com/2011/08/awkward-things-we-say-in-gchat.html' ref='tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8753329370254668129.post-5671756288099907633' source='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/8753329370254668129/posts/default/5671756288099907633' type='text/html'/><gd:extendedProperty xmlns:gd='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005' name='blogger.itemClass' value='pid-1250791260'/></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8753329370254668129.post-5007889857227196837</id><published>2011-09-12T12:56:59.132-07:00</published><updated>2011-09-12T12:56:59.132-07:00</updated><title type='text'>You made my day,I think I laughed out loud... like...</title><content type='html'>You made my day,I think I laughed out loud... like literally not an internal lol that people claim they are laughing out loud but I actually laughed... I think people are staring at me. [shifty eyes]</content><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/8753329370254668129/5671756288099907633/comments/default/5007889857227196837'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/8753329370254668129/5671756288099907633/comments/default/5007889857227196837'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://www.karstenknight.com/2011/08/awkward-things-we-say-in-gchat.html?showComment=1315857419132#c5007889857227196837' title=''/><author><name>glitterword</name><uri>http://glitterword.wordpress.com/</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image xmlns:gd='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005' rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img1.blogblog.com/img/openid16-rounded.gif'/></author><thr:in-reply-to xmlns:thr='http://purl.org/syndication/thread/1.0' href='http://www.karstenknight.com/2011/08/awkward-things-we-say-in-gchat.html' ref='tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8753329370254668129.post-5671756288099907633' source='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/8753329370254668129/posts/default/5671756288099907633' type='text/html'/><gd:extendedProperty xmlns:gd='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005' name='blogger.itemClass' value='pid-2053776484'/></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8753329370254668129.post-6282648899737510919</id><published>2011-09-01T08:01:32.220-07:00</published><updated>2011-09-01T08:01:32.220-07:00</updated><title type='text'>This post is made of some serious awsomesauce. I p...</title><content type='html'>This post is made of some serious awsomesauce. I particularly liked the velvet having sex with paper remark, and On Masculinity. :-p</content><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/8753329370254668129/5671756288099907633/comments/default/6282648899737510919'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/8753329370254668129/5671756288099907633/comments/default/6282648899737510919'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://www.karstenknight.com/2011/08/awkward-things-we-say-in-gchat.html?showComment=1314889292220#c6282648899737510919' title=''/><author><name>The Book Girl</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/03367609069392419984</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:extendedProperty xmlns:gd='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005' name='OpenSocialUserId' value='05635092842550684934'/><gd:image xmlns:gd='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005' rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='32' height='24' src='http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_9lcejGvb0H4/TQrZ6GEHDCI/AAAAAAAABNw/MeoG7WtQA-8/S220/19837_1368067526584_1378574783_31009791_1727296_n.jpg'/></author><thr:in-reply-to xmlns:thr='http://purl.org/syndication/thread/1.0' href='http://www.karstenknight.com/2011/08/awkward-things-we-say-in-gchat.html' ref='tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8753329370254668129.post-5671756288099907633' source='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/8753329370254668129/posts/default/5671756288099907633' type='text/html'/><gd:extendedProperty xmlns:gd='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005' name='blogger.itemClass' value='pid-41117974'/></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8753329370254668129.post-6897013174837621124</id><published>2011-08-31T14:13:35.485-07:00</published><updated>2011-08-31T14:13:35.485-07:00</updated><title type='text'>So funny! Had to tweet a link. :-)

~Sherry

&lt;a hr...</title><content type='html'>So funny! Had to tweet a link. :-)&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;~Sherry&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;a href="http://sherrysoule.com" rel="nofollow"&gt;Check out my Books!&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br&gt;</content><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/8753329370254668129/5671756288099907633/comments/default/6897013174837621124'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/8753329370254668129/5671756288099907633/comments/default/6897013174837621124'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://www.karstenknight.com/2011/08/awkward-things-we-say-in-gchat.html?showComment=1314825215485#c6897013174837621124' title=''/><author><name>Sherry Soule</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/03160718470964787048</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image xmlns:gd='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005' rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='32' height='26' src='http://3.bp.blogspot.com/-ERch0aWADcc/TlaRuN8iiFI/AAAAAAAAAbU/UO2QqfFcDfc/s220/sherry%2Bsoule%2Bauthor%2B-%2Bbeautifully%2Bbroken%2B-%2Bparanormal%2Bromance.jpg'/></author><thr:in-reply-to xmlns:thr='http://purl.org/syndication/thread/1.0' href='http://www.karstenknight.com/2011/08/awkward-things-we-say-in-gchat.html' ref='tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8753329370254668129.post-5671756288099907633' source='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/8753329370254668129/posts/default/5671756288099907633' type='text/html'/><gd:extendedProperty xmlns:gd='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005' name='blogger.itemClass' value='pid-396900762'/></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8753329370254668129.post-1010365723836744449</id><published>2011-08-31T13:10:56.527-07:00</published><updated>2011-08-31T13:10:56.527-07:00</updated><title type='text'>Dude. I seriously laughed out loud like 3 times. M...</title><content type='html'>Dude. I seriously laughed out loud like 3 times. Maybe 4. I don&amp;#39;t remember. But. This is awesome.</content><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/8753329370254668129/5671756288099907633/comments/default/1010365723836744449'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/8753329370254668129/5671756288099907633/comments/default/1010365723836744449'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://www.karstenknight.com/2011/08/awkward-things-we-say-in-gchat.html?showComment=1314821456527#c1010365723836744449' title=''/><author><name>Kara_Malinczak</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/07559498182018910285</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:extendedProperty xmlns:gd='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005' name='OpenSocialUserId' value='07047562099090981977'/><gd:image xmlns:gd='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005' rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='23' height='32' src='http://4.bp.blogspot.com/-thl9GNtsZeg/TYtkWPRW4zI/AAAAAAAAAAQ/KJNGe67o5ZU/s220/070.JPG'/></author><thr:in-reply-to xmlns:thr='http://purl.org/syndication/thread/1.0' href='http://www.karstenknight.com/2011/08/awkward-things-we-say-in-gchat.html' ref='tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8753329370254668129.post-5671756288099907633' source='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/8753329370254668129/posts/default/5671756288099907633' type='text/html'/><gd:extendedProperty xmlns:gd='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005' name='blogger.itemClass' value='pid-1279258831'/></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8753329370254668129.post-8899574573451900462</id><published>2011-08-30T22:56:32.016-07:00</published><updated>2011-08-30T22:56:32.016-07:00</updated><title type='text'>I&amp;#39;m pretty sure that &amp;quot;smexy&amp;quot; is smok...</title><content type='html'>I&amp;#39;m pretty sure that &amp;quot;smexy&amp;quot; is smokin&amp;#39; + sexy which = sexy+. &lt;br /&gt;Though maybe my math is off...</content><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/8753329370254668129/5671756288099907633/comments/default/8899574573451900462'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/8753329370254668129/5671756288099907633/comments/default/8899574573451900462'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://www.karstenknight.com/2011/08/awkward-things-we-say-in-gchat.html?showComment=1314770192016#c8899574573451900462' title=''/><author><name>-k</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/05300379143519006957</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:extendedProperty xmlns:gd='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005' name='OpenSocialUserId' value='04177355319237838904'/><gd:image xmlns:gd='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005' rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='24' height='32' src='http://4.bp.blogspot.com/-tQ5DmtbW0sw/TkMxTxnfjmI/AAAAAAAABQ0/ZQLccfaeESo/s220/Copy%2Bof%2Bn58010626_38963861_7556.jpg'/></author><thr:in-reply-to xmlns:thr='http://purl.org/syndication/thread/1.0' href='http://www.karstenknight.com/2011/08/awkward-things-we-say-in-gchat.html' ref='tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8753329370254668129.post-5671756288099907633' source='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/8753329370254668129/posts/default/5671756288099907633' type='text/html'/><gd:extendedProperty xmlns:gd='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005' name='blogger.itemClass' value='pid-1908206906'/></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8753329370254668129.post-5974520691216909110</id><published>2011-08-30T20:56:28.856-07:00</published><updated>2011-08-30T20:56:28.856-07:00</updated><title type='text'>The most entertaining post I read today.  Thanks, ...</title><content type='html'>The most entertaining post I read today.  Thanks, Karsten!</content><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/8753329370254668129/5671756288099907633/comments/default/5974520691216909110'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/8753329370254668129/5671756288099907633/comments/default/5974520691216909110'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://www.karstenknight.com/2011/08/awkward-things-we-say-in-gchat.html?showComment=1314762988856#c5974520691216909110' title=''/><author><name>Paul Joseph</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/07219724579550337686</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image xmlns:gd='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005' rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='28' height='32' src='http://4.bp.blogspot.com/-N9YWJjdWSBw/TiNLy7gvXCI/AAAAAAAAAY4/oeB77rPPOHQ/s220/270763_700517999510_35900583_36050739_7079929_n.jpg'/></author><thr:in-reply-to xmlns:thr='http://purl.org/syndication/thread/1.0' href='http://www.karstenknight.com/2011/08/awkward-things-we-say-in-gchat.html' ref='tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8753329370254668129.post-5671756288099907633' source='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/8753329370254668129/posts/default/5671756288099907633' type='text/html'/><gd:extendedProperty xmlns:gd='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005' name='blogger.itemClass' value='pid-1775823752'/></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8753329370254668129.post-8674230103599715748</id><published>2011-08-30T18:39:08.530-07:00</published><updated>2011-08-30T18:39:08.530-07:00</updated><title type='text'>ok that sorta makes up for going MIA. And if you e...</title><content type='html'>ok that sorta makes up for going MIA. And if you ever came to L.A. for a book signing I&amp;#39;d probably just stare at you and look like you pooped in my hand. haha</content><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/8753329370254668129/5671756288099907633/comments/default/8674230103599715748'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/8753329370254668129/5671756288099907633/comments/default/8674230103599715748'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://www.karstenknight.com/2011/08/awkward-things-we-say-in-gchat.html?showComment=1314754748530#c8674230103599715748' title=''/><author><name>jenn</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/03530963417414775587</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:extendedProperty xmlns:gd='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005' name='OpenSocialUserId' value='00244764885489023708'/><gd:image xmlns:gd='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005' rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='32' height='32' src='http://1.bp.blogspot.com/-xwdHY-Kuhos/Tjxf_zEblDI/AAAAAAAAAL8/TmlR6Bb3ICg/s220/photo%25281%2529.JPG'/></author><thr:in-reply-to xmlns:thr='http://purl.org/syndication/thread/1.0' href='http://www.karstenknight.com/2011/08/awkward-things-we-say-in-gchat.html' ref='tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8753329370254668129.post-5671756288099907633' source='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/8753329370254668129/posts/default/5671756288099907633' type='text/html'/><gd:extendedProperty xmlns:gd='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005' name='blogger.itemClass' value='pid-1454749831'/></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8753329370254668129.post-384499978588165394</id><published>2011-08-30T17:55:31.437-07:00</published><updated>2011-08-30T17:55:31.437-07:00</updated><title type='text'>I had to laugh at the mention of the cover of your...</title><content type='html'>I had to laugh at the mention of the cover of your book.  I remember a video you made a while back and you mentioned it.  When I bought the book I felt it and immediately shoved it in my husbands face and said &amp;quot;Woah.  He wasn&amp;#39;t lying.  Freakin&amp;#39; feel this!&amp;quot;  Then we proceeded to stand in WalMart and rub Wildefire.  I&amp;#39;m pretty sure it touched my cheek at least once...</content><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/8753329370254668129/5671756288099907633/comments/default/384499978588165394'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/8753329370254668129/5671756288099907633/comments/default/384499978588165394'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://www.karstenknight.com/2011/08/awkward-things-we-say-in-gchat.html?showComment=1314752131437#c384499978588165394' title=''/><author><name>Darcus</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/02991890357169689270</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:extendedProperty xmlns:gd='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005' name='OpenSocialUserId' value='08399483544051852299'/><gd:image xmlns:gd='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005' rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='24' height='32' src='http://2.bp.blogspot.com/-3CjO31bgvSw/Tjx4mqz53RI/AAAAAAAAANk/h4K7dpI_uIc/s220/DSCF7430.JPG'/></author><thr:in-reply-to xmlns:thr='http://purl.org/syndication/thread/1.0' href='http://www.karstenknight.com/2011/08/awkward-things-we-say-in-gchat.html' ref='tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8753329370254668129.post-5671756288099907633' source='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/8753329370254668129/posts/default/5671756288099907633' type='text/html'/><gd:extendedProperty xmlns:gd='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005' name='blogger.itemClass' value='pid-1909327887'/></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8753329370254668129.post-779427039802061230</id><published>2011-08-30T14:01:38.229-07:00</published><updated>2011-08-30T14:01:38.229-07:00</updated><title type='text'>on masculinity - oh man you made me giggle. My hus...</title><content type='html'>on masculinity - oh man you made me giggle. My husband was a college rugby player (big burly man) . He knows all the words and songs to 7 brides for 7 brothers - although he won&amp;#39;t openly admit it. LOL &lt;br /&gt;Jen</content><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/8753329370254668129/5671756288099907633/comments/default/779427039802061230'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/8753329370254668129/5671756288099907633/comments/default/779427039802061230'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://www.karstenknight.com/2011/08/awkward-things-we-say-in-gchat.html?showComment=1314738098229#c779427039802061230' title=''/><author><name>My Life With Books - Jennifer K Jovus</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/03556830006820975892</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:extendedProperty xmlns:gd='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005' name='OpenSocialUserId' value='07172559673788476436'/><gd:image xmlns:gd='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005' rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='29' height='32' src='http://2.bp.blogspot.com/-Ak3romWou-o/TjXQjzc70DI/AAAAAAAAAgc/7gKeitizjLw/s220/July%2B17%2B2011%2B006.jpg'/></author><thr:in-reply-to xmlns:thr='http://purl.org/syndication/thread/1.0' href='http://www.karstenknight.com/2011/08/awkward-things-we-say-in-gchat.html' ref='tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8753329370254668129.post-5671756288099907633' source='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/8753329370254668129/posts/default/5671756288099907633' type='text/html'/><gd:extendedProperty xmlns:gd='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005' name='blogger.itemClass' value='pid-239182195'/></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8753329370254668129.post-8313357078758659446</id><published>2011-08-30T13:16:22.059-07:00</published><updated>2011-08-30T13:16:22.059-07:00</updated><title type='text'>On the difference between smexy and sexy: smexy-a ...</title><content type='html'>On the difference between smexy and sexy: smexy-a sillier(and supposedly less slutty)way of saying, &amp;quot;I wanna get with that.&amp;quot;</content><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/8753329370254668129/5671756288099907633/comments/default/8313357078758659446'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/8753329370254668129/5671756288099907633/comments/default/8313357078758659446'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://www.karstenknight.com/2011/08/awkward-things-we-say-in-gchat.html?showComment=1314735382059#c8313357078758659446' title=''/><author><name>seibslikefeebs</name><uri>http://seibslikefeebs.livejournal.com/</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image xmlns:gd='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005' rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img1.blogblog.com/img/openid16-rounded.gif'/></author><thr:in-reply-to xmlns:thr='http://purl.org/syndication/thread/1.0' href='http://www.karstenknight.com/2011/08/awkward-things-we-say-in-gchat.html' ref='tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8753329370254668129.post-5671756288099907633' source='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/8753329370254668129/posts/default/5671756288099907633' type='text/html'/><gd:extendedProperty xmlns:gd='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005' name='blogger.itemClass' value='pid-364455509'/></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8753329370254668129.post-2720488218233890434</id><published>2011-08-30T13:16:15.431-07:00</published><updated>2011-08-30T13:16:15.431-07:00</updated><title type='text'>Um..a spoon fight sounds awesomely fantasic.</title><content type='html'>Um..a spoon fight sounds awesomely fantasic.</content><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/8753329370254668129/5671756288099907633/comments/default/2720488218233890434'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/8753329370254668129/5671756288099907633/comments/default/2720488218233890434'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://www.karstenknight.com/2011/08/awkward-things-we-say-in-gchat.html?showComment=1314735375431#c2720488218233890434' title=''/><author><name>Christina</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/03022815349809140110</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:extendedProperty xmlns:gd='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005' name='OpenSocialUserId' value='08892410739435349868'/><gd:image xmlns:gd='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005' rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='23' height='32' src='http://1.bp.blogspot.com/-ZXxMCUvj2pg/Th5Fv1mBgsI/AAAAAAAAAno/ChFON4BG3Ik/s220/pb3.jpg'/></author><thr:in-reply-to xmlns:thr='http://purl.org/syndication/thread/1.0' href='http://www.karstenknight.com/2011/08/awkward-things-we-say-in-gchat.html' ref='tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8753329370254668129.post-5671756288099907633' source='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/8753329370254668129/posts/default/5671756288099907633' type='text/html'/><gd:extendedProperty xmlns:gd='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005' name='blogger.itemClass' value='pid-1056305989'/></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8753329370254668129.post-6165380859939348515</id><published>2011-08-30T13:04:12.062-07:00</published><updated>2011-08-30T13:04:12.062-07:00</updated><title type='text'>Yeah, same question about the nunchucks. You pract...</title><content type='html'>Yeah, same question about the nunchucks. You practice martial arts?</content><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/8753329370254668129/5671756288099907633/comments/default/6165380859939348515'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/8753329370254668129/5671756288099907633/comments/default/6165380859939348515'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://www.karstenknight.com/2011/08/awkward-things-we-say-in-gchat.html?showComment=1314734652062#c6165380859939348515' title=''/><author><name>weoncewerekings</name><uri>http://weoncewerekings.livejournal.com/</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image xmlns:gd='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005' rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img1.blogblog.com/img/openid16-rounded.gif'/></author><thr:in-reply-to xmlns:thr='http://purl.org/syndication/thread/1.0' href='http://www.karstenknight.com/2011/08/awkward-things-we-say-in-gchat.html' ref='tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8753329370254668129.post-5671756288099907633' source='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/8753329370254668129/posts/default/5671756288099907633' type='text/html'/><gd:extendedProperty xmlns:gd='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005' name='blogger.itemClass' value='pid-2051408067'/></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8753329370254668129.post-5440652965209297144</id><published>2011-08-30T13:00:47.161-07:00</published><updated>2011-08-30T13:00:47.161-07:00</updated><title type='text'>LOL. I knew that was you up there Spidey!</title><content type='html'>LOL. I knew that was you up there Spidey!</content><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/8753329370254668129/5671756288099907633/comments/default/5440652965209297144'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/8753329370254668129/5671756288099907633/comments/default/5440652965209297144'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://www.karstenknight.com/2011/08/awkward-things-we-say-in-gchat.html?showComment=1314734447161#c5440652965209297144' title=''/><author><name>Shelley Watters</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/01441028066774362849</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:extendedProperty xmlns:gd='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005' name='OpenSocialUserId' value='04818308565300406366'/><gd:image xmlns:gd='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005' rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='24' height='32' src='http://2.bp.blogspot.com/-NtyTgkZ4Q1Q/Tcr2kTGgREI/AAAAAAAAAFA/OIIFdU1LqGU/s220/sepia.jpg'/></author><thr:in-reply-to xmlns:thr='http://purl.org/syndication/thread/1.0' href='http://www.karstenknight.com/2011/08/awkward-things-we-say-in-gchat.html' ref='tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8753329370254668129.post-5671756288099907633' source='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/8753329370254668129/posts/default/5671756288099907633' type='text/html'/><gd:extendedProperty xmlns:gd='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005' name='blogger.itemClass' value='pid-1003635583'/></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8753329370254668129.post-2665702597553576616</id><published>2011-08-30T12:59:52.776-07:00</published><updated>2011-08-30T12:59:52.776-07:00</updated><title type='text'>I enjoyed the tidbits where it looked like you wer...</title><content type='html'>I enjoyed the tidbits where it looked like you were having a conversation with yourself. I giggled.</content><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/8753329370254668129/5671756288099907633/comments/default/2665702597553576616'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/8753329370254668129/5671756288099907633/comments/default/2665702597553576616'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://www.karstenknight.com/2011/08/awkward-things-we-say-in-gchat.html?showComment=1314734392776#c2665702597553576616' title=''/><author><name>~Sara @ Just Another Story</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/07870692977272702662</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image xmlns:gd='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005' rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='28' height='32' src='http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_HJUlmMYxoVU/TQBecz0E02I/AAAAAAAAAIA/vOX14br8bM4/S220/sheenerparty.bmp'/></author><thr:in-reply-to xmlns:thr='http://purl.org/syndication/thread/1.0' href='http://www.karstenknight.com/2011/08/awkward-things-we-say-in-gchat.html' ref='tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8753329370254668129.post-5671756288099907633' source='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/8753329370254668129/posts/default/5671756288099907633' type='text/html'/><gd:extendedProperty xmlns:gd='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005' name='blogger.itemClass' value='pid-337608449'/></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8753329370254668129.post-7943671333090873130</id><published>2011-08-30T12:58:46.814-07:00</published><updated>2011-08-30T12:58:46.814-07:00</updated><title type='text'>I think my favorite is the one wherein Scott talks...</title><content type='html'>I think my favorite is the one wherein Scott talks about stroking WILDEFIRE&amp;#39;s jacket while on painkillers.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Otherwise, though, I think I&amp;#39;d rather be left to wonder how factual several of these conversations are.</content><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/8753329370254668129/5671756288099907633/comments/default/7943671333090873130'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/8753329370254668129/5671756288099907633/comments/default/7943671333090873130'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://www.karstenknight.com/2011/08/awkward-things-we-say-in-gchat.html?showComment=1314734326814#c7943671333090873130' title=''/><author><name>Liz</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/17661762801358860078</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:extendedProperty xmlns:gd='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005' name='OpenSocialUserId' value='07002189601495824283'/><gd:image xmlns:gd='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005' rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='24' height='32' src='http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_aLX3xYDLaTk/TACOKfG_ATI/AAAAAAAAAAo/RJhpvP7ujho/S220/IMG_2646.jpg'/></author><thr:in-reply-to xmlns:thr='http://purl.org/syndication/thread/1.0' href='http://www.karstenknight.com/2011/08/awkward-things-we-say-in-gchat.html' ref='tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8753329370254668129.post-5671756288099907633' source='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/8753329370254668129/posts/default/5671756288099907633' type='text/html'/><gd:extendedProperty xmlns:gd='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005' name='blogger.itemClass' value='pid-1704341118'/></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8753329370254668129.post-594540984406574586</id><published>2011-08-30T12:49:57.383-07:00</published><updated>2011-08-30T12:49:57.383-07:00</updated><title type='text'>Wait. You&amp;#39;ve got nunchucks? Can you use them o...</title><content type='html'>Wait. You&amp;#39;ve got nunchucks? Can you use them or are they for show?</content><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/8753329370254668129/5671756288099907633/comments/default/594540984406574586'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/8753329370254668129/5671756288099907633/comments/default/594540984406574586'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://www.karstenknight.com/2011/08/awkward-things-we-say-in-gchat.html?showComment=1314733797383#c594540984406574586' title=''/><author><name>2c2aaff8-d341-11e0-af5a-000bcdca4d7a</name><uri>https://openid.aol.com/opaque/2c2aaff8-d341-11e0-af5a-000bcdca4d7a</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image xmlns:gd='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005' rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img1.blogblog.com/img/openid16-rounded.gif'/></author><thr:in-reply-to xmlns:thr='http://purl.org/syndication/thread/1.0' href='http://www.karstenknight.com/2011/08/awkward-things-we-say-in-gchat.html' ref='tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8753329370254668129.post-5671756288099907633' source='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/8753329370254668129/posts/default/5671756288099907633' type='text/html'/><gd:extendedProperty xmlns:gd='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005' name='blogger.itemClass' value='pid-1745860207'/></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8753329370254668129.post-8316439141329382300</id><published>2011-08-30T12:45:57.662-07:00</published><updated>2011-08-30T12:45:57.662-07:00</updated><title type='text'>Hmm, I stopped doing g-chat, but maybe I should tr...</title><content type='html'>Hmm, I stopped doing g-chat, but maybe I should try it again...or not;)Is the hobo shift when you can no longer see your lips? Maybe it&amp;#39;s when you start chewing beard with your McNuggets.</content><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/8753329370254668129/5671756288099907633/comments/default/8316439141329382300'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/8753329370254668129/5671756288099907633/comments/default/8316439141329382300'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://www.karstenknight.com/2011/08/awkward-things-we-say-in-gchat.html?showComment=1314733557662#c8316439141329382300' title=''/><author><name>Michele Shaw</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/16768815750264631798</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image xmlns:gd='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005' rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='24' height='32' src='http://3.bp.blogspot.com/-tgORE58ORg0/TW76c2WPQEI/AAAAAAAAAII/D0iAaMH1CfU/s220/avatar.jpeg'/></author><thr:in-reply-to xmlns:thr='http://purl.org/syndication/thread/1.0' href='http://www.karstenknight.com/2011/08/awkward-things-we-say-in-gchat.html' ref='tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8753329370254668129.post-5671756288099907633' source='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/8753329370254668129/posts/default/5671756288099907633' type='text/html'/><gd:extendedProperty xmlns:gd='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005' name='blogger.itemClass' value='pid-1779715540'/></entry></feed>
