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term='MacGuyver'/><category term='writing'/><category term='Pirates Say Yarrrrr'/><title type='text'>Comments on KARSTEN KNIGHT: The Awkward Things We Say in Gchat: Part Two</title><link rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#feed' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.karstenknight.com/feeds/3551763032718102893/comments/default'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/8753329370254668129/3551763032718102893/comments/default'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://www.karstenknight.com/2011/09/awkward-things-we-say-in-gchat-part-two.html'/><author><name>Karsten Knight</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/05984276238453631145</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image xmlns:gd='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005' rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='30' height='32' src='http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_kUEqbQJlbuA/TBvTJwyE4FI/AAAAAAAAAGs/aHwkgwzbS5Y/S220/Website1.jpg'/></author><generator version='7.00' uri='http://www.blogger.com'>Blogger</generator><openSearch:totalResults>6</openSearch:totalResults><openSearch:startIndex>1</openSearch:startIndex><openSearch:itemsPerPage>25</openSearch:itemsPerPage><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8753329370254668129.post-3759878987707852191</id><published>2011-12-27T19:39:46.850-08:00</published><updated>2011-12-27T19:39:46.850-08:00</updated><title type='text'>I just came across your blog and I will go off to ...</title><content type='html'>I just came across your blog and I will go off to work laughing... Thank you..</content><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/8753329370254668129/3551763032718102893/comments/default/3759878987707852191'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/8753329370254668129/3551763032718102893/comments/default/3759878987707852191'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://www.karstenknight.com/2011/09/awkward-things-we-say-in-gchat-part-two.html?showComment=1325043586850#c3759878987707852191' title=''/><author><name>Floryie</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/07283271670873750135</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image xmlns:gd='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005' rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='25' height='32' src='http://4.bp.blogspot.com/-qZTvO05R1ok/TtOuDL8WY7I/AAAAAAAAAAU/TWsmvBeRfJE/s220/Profile%2BPic2res.png'/></author><thr:in-reply-to xmlns:thr='http://purl.org/syndication/thread/1.0' href='http://www.karstenknight.com/2011/09/awkward-things-we-say-in-gchat-part-two.html' ref='tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8753329370254668129.post-3551763032718102893' source='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/8753329370254668129/posts/default/3551763032718102893' type='text/html'/><gd:extendedProperty xmlns:gd='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005' name='blogger.itemClass' value='pid-2066603408'/></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8753329370254668129.post-570576774717719494</id><published>2011-10-20T05:59:11.021-07:00</published><updated>2011-10-20T05:59:11.021-07:00</updated><title type='text'>These are too funny. I&amp;#39;d look like a crazy per...</title><content type='html'>These are too funny. I&amp;#39;d look like a crazy person. No, truly. If I published some of mine.</content><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/8753329370254668129/3551763032718102893/comments/default/570576774717719494'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/8753329370254668129/3551763032718102893/comments/default/570576774717719494'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://www.karstenknight.com/2011/09/awkward-things-we-say-in-gchat-part-two.html?showComment=1319115551021#c570576774717719494' title=''/><author><name>Heather Kelly</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/06699360166269376285</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:extendedProperty xmlns:gd='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005' name='OpenSocialUserId' value='07095554081153519766'/><gd:image xmlns:gd='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005' rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='24' height='32' src='http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_VBZ4l6KuKJI/SrkAgdKZ1iI/AAAAAAAAABA/FiGv0Z0M1jw/S220/IMG_2331.JPG'/></author><thr:in-reply-to xmlns:thr='http://purl.org/syndication/thread/1.0' href='http://www.karstenknight.com/2011/09/awkward-things-we-say-in-gchat-part-two.html' ref='tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8753329370254668129.post-3551763032718102893' source='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/8753329370254668129/posts/default/3551763032718102893' type='text/html'/><gd:extendedProperty xmlns:gd='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005' name='blogger.itemClass' value='pid-344476835'/></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8753329370254668129.post-4315514798069562886</id><published>2011-10-05T04:04:31.670-07:00</published><updated>2011-10-05T04:04:31.670-07:00</updated><title type='text'>Hope you get all that revision and editing finishe...</title><content type='html'>Hope you get all that revision and editing finished...that can be mentally exhausting.  Looking forward to book 2.</content><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/8753329370254668129/3551763032718102893/comments/default/4315514798069562886'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/8753329370254668129/3551763032718102893/comments/default/4315514798069562886'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://www.karstenknight.com/2011/09/awkward-things-we-say-in-gchat-part-two.html?showComment=1317812671670#c4315514798069562886' title=''/><author><name>M.E.</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/15508887711850480059</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image xmlns:gd='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005' rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author><thr:in-reply-to xmlns:thr='http://purl.org/syndication/thread/1.0' href='http://www.karstenknight.com/2011/09/awkward-things-we-say-in-gchat-part-two.html' ref='tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8753329370254668129.post-3551763032718102893' source='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/8753329370254668129/posts/default/3551763032718102893' type='text/html'/><gd:extendedProperty xmlns:gd='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005' name='blogger.itemClass' value='pid-1426788730'/></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8753329370254668129.post-9148883322958579298</id><published>2011-09-29T13:44:16.132-07:00</published><updated>2011-09-29T13:44:16.132-07:00</updated><title type='text'>These never fail to make my day.</title><content type='html'>These never fail to make my day.</content><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/8753329370254668129/3551763032718102893/comments/default/9148883322958579298'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/8753329370254668129/3551763032718102893/comments/default/9148883322958579298'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://www.karstenknight.com/2011/09/awkward-things-we-say-in-gchat-part-two.html?showComment=1317329056132#c9148883322958579298' title=''/><author><name>The Book Girl</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/03367609069392419984</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:extendedProperty xmlns:gd='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005' name='OpenSocialUserId' value='05635092842550684934'/><gd:image xmlns:gd='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005' rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='32' height='24' src='http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_9lcejGvb0H4/TQrZ6GEHDCI/AAAAAAAABNw/MeoG7WtQA-8/S220/19837_1368067526584_1378574783_31009791_1727296_n.jpg'/></author><thr:in-reply-to xmlns:thr='http://purl.org/syndication/thread/1.0' href='http://www.karstenknight.com/2011/09/awkward-things-we-say-in-gchat-part-two.html' ref='tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8753329370254668129.post-3551763032718102893' source='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/8753329370254668129/posts/default/3551763032718102893' type='text/html'/><gd:extendedProperty xmlns:gd='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005' name='blogger.itemClass' value='pid-41117974'/></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8753329370254668129.post-2237752005407541004</id><published>2011-09-28T13:13:28.856-07:00</published><updated>2011-09-28T13:13:28.856-07:00</updated><title type='text'>Aw G-chat. What a riot! Seems like it inspires all...</title><content type='html'>Aw G-chat. What a riot! Seems like it inspires all sorts of creativity. I hope some of this insanity makes it into your writing :)&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Dying for E&amp;amp;E...D.Y.I.N.G.</content><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/8753329370254668129/3551763032718102893/comments/default/2237752005407541004'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/8753329370254668129/3551763032718102893/comments/default/2237752005407541004'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://www.karstenknight.com/2011/09/awkward-things-we-say-in-gchat-part-two.html?showComment=1317240808856#c2237752005407541004' title=''/><author><name>Fiktshun</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/17427683900301365770</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image xmlns:gd='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005' rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='22' height='32' src='http://2.bp.blogspot.com/-MjBgv9duejo/TnPhLJ0ATDI/AAAAAAAAAMY/jemlY3Z4HwE/s220/Pink%2BAvatar%2Bfor%2BGoodreads.png'/></author><thr:in-reply-to xmlns:thr='http://purl.org/syndication/thread/1.0' href='http://www.karstenknight.com/2011/09/awkward-things-we-say-in-gchat-part-two.html' ref='tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8753329370254668129.post-3551763032718102893' source='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/8753329370254668129/posts/default/3551763032718102893' type='text/html'/><gd:extendedProperty xmlns:gd='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005' name='blogger.itemClass' value='pid-1581298383'/></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8753329370254668129.post-6252425435729330937</id><published>2011-09-28T10:14:34.521-07:00</published><updated>2011-09-28T10:14:34.521-07:00</updated><title type='text'>You&amp;#39;re effing hilarious, but it also appears t...</title><content type='html'>You&amp;#39;re effing hilarious, but it also appears that you might have been having some of these conversations by yourself. Which is awesome.</content><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/8753329370254668129/3551763032718102893/comments/default/6252425435729330937'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/8753329370254668129/3551763032718102893/comments/default/6252425435729330937'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://www.karstenknight.com/2011/09/awkward-things-we-say-in-gchat-part-two.html?showComment=1317230074521#c6252425435729330937' title=''/><author><name>Matthew MacNish</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/03264738483763244969</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:extendedProperty xmlns:gd='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005' name='OpenSocialUserId' value='03080070448912297234'/><gd:image xmlns:gd='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005' rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='29' height='32' src='http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_7wV7CVzlZds/TSrzPHas1PI/AAAAAAAAAHw/WDRCDlsb4TA/S220/Yoda.jpg'/></author><thr:in-reply-to xmlns:thr='http://purl.org/syndication/thread/1.0' href='http://www.karstenknight.com/2011/09/awkward-things-we-say-in-gchat-part-two.html' ref='tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8753329370254668129.post-3551763032718102893' source='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/8753329370254668129/posts/default/3551763032718102893' type='text/html'/><gd:extendedProperty xmlns:gd='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005' name='blogger.itemClass' value='pid-691967676'/></entry></feed>
